Tips on Studying
*open a book*
*read the first sentence*
*understand it very well*
*then slowly close your eyes*
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)
pride on his back
and a love in his eyes that has my name on it.
Alex Elle (via alexandraelle)
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire